The Watermelon Ritual Bundle

Description

WHO HAS TIME FOR 12 STEPS? NOT US.

Let’s be real. If a skincare routine takes longer than making a coffee, we aren’t doing it.

The Watermelon Ritual is the “Sandwich Method” for your face. It’s 3 steps. It smells like summer. And it turns your skin from “Crispy Crouton” to “Glazed Donut.” 🍩

THE MENU:

Step 1: THE MELT (Cleansing Balm)

• The Vibe: The “Ctrl+Alt+Delete” for your face.

• The Action: Massage this solid balm onto DRY SKIN (yes, dry!) to dissolve waterproof mascara, SPF, and poor life decisions. Add water > turns to milk > rinses clean.

• The Result: No more “Panda Eyes.” Just soft, bouncy skin.

Step 2: THE DRINK (Hydrating Mist)

• The Vibe: A tall glass of water for your pores.

• The Action: Spritz this Aloe & Vitamin B5 cocktail before your moisturiser. It acts like a sponge, grabbing onto water so you don’t dry out by 2 PM.

• The Result: Instant dewy goodness. (Also great for waking you up during that 3 PM slump).

Step 3: THE LOCK (Gel-Cream Moisturiser)

• The Vibe: The seal that makes it real.

• The Action: A fluffy gel-cream packed with Colloidal Oatmeal and Wheat Protein. It locks all that hydration in and creates a smooth, satin finish.

• The Result: Juicy, plump skin that feels “fed,” not greasy.

WHY IT HITS DIFFERENT:

• Fresh-First Potency: Poured fresh in the studio. No dusty warehouse stock here.

• The “Sandwich” Logic: Oil + Water + Lock = The only math we like.

• Oily Skin Safe: Scared of oils? Don’t be. This kit balances your natural oils so you stop producing so much grease. It’s science.

THE RITUAL (DO IT RIGHT):

1. Scoop the Balm (Dry hands!). Massage like you mean it. Rinse.

2. Spritz the Mist (Don’t be shy).

3. Seal with the Moisturiser (While skin is still damp!).

📋 THE FINE PRINT:

WHAT’S IN THE BOX:

• 1x Watermelon Nourishing Cleansing Balm (100mL): The Makeup Eater.

• 1x Watermelon Hydrating Face Mist (50mL): The Thirst Trap.

• 1x Watermelon Hydrating Face Moisturiser (100mL): The Glaze.

THE SPECS:

• Scent: Fresh Watermelon (The good kind, not the fake kind).

• Packaging: 100% Recyclable PET (Bathroom Safe = No broken glass).

• Origin: Hand-poured in Highfields, QLD.

Note regarding our new look: We are currently transitioning to our fresh, TGA-compliant packaging. You may receive our classic label design in your order. Don’t worry—it’s the exact same “Fresh-First” formula inside, just wearing a vintage outfit.